thegoatking:

(posts selfie) (gets message immediately)

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laugh-addict:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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(Source: terriblesmaug)


vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
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omg


nayx:

reaill:

jakeenglish:

please just watch this

it does something very bizarre

this video starts off with “here’s a nice idea”

thehilariousblog:

skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin

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(Source: shalrath)

getoffmybloghoe:

11 year old voice: why do i have to make my bed when i’m just going to sleep in it again tonight 

rnedia:

son we need to talk. about your report card. son did you know your grades spell “ACDC” here is a high five and your bedtime is never

(Source: drarna)