the-winchester-initiative:

cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

Get out.

kirbyrightbackatya:

do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just

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snapchatting:

*points at ur attention* give me that

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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whorville:

I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life

charmeleon:

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wow thats so funny thanks facebook

abomasnow:

do she got the booty?

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she don’t

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shutupaubrey:

I don’t want to have kids because I could not imagine taking care of a teenage me

mond0:

i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life