*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
*points at ur attention* give me that
overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
wow thats so funny thanks facebook
do she got the booty?
I don’t want to have kids because I could not imagine taking care of a teenage me
i wish i could say “( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)” in real life