theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be


lulz-time:

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adrians1:

a friend came round to help me revise and forgot to log out of her facebook on my laptop so I’ve spent the last 20 minutes devoting her facebook to trains.

I’ve also got the middle name “ILikeTrains” pending and have joined 50 “I love trains” groups.

surejohn221b:

thefangirlsarecomeing:

ianoshea:

What if there was a tumblr summer camp where you did fandom related activities and you sat in the grass outside and blogged and got to meet everyone you’ve met on tumblr and you could eat all you wanted it would be so much fun

and instead of embarrassing us with the lame attempts at sports, they will train us to be hunters, companions, space cowboys, and consulting detectives.

#i’d go for the food

  • me playing any new game: i don't need your shitty tutorials
  • me five seconds later: what the fuck am i doing

ferroseed:

people who think tumblr is a “secret place” that no one knows about

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cjhatesboredom:

meanwhile in twitter…

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moments later…

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watchtheskytonight:

diannaluvslea:

sillylittleshoteka:

spontaneousfangasm:

sovietkittens:

if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party

i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question

Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?

If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?

We’re becoming self aware

Florida quietly shortened yellow light standards & lengths, resulting in more red light camera tickets for you