resume: sometimes i can draw straight lines without a ruler
if i could choose a super power it would be having the power to literally slap sense into people
“HAHAH you’re so fucking pathetic i hope you die”
“wait what im saying could seriously hurt a person and drain their confidence completely and i shouldnt do that to anyone wow”
You are the future I want to see.
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
why are they called cookies when you bake them
shouldn’t they be called bakies?
Stop now please and thank you
Why do we bake cookies
but cook bacon
post limit is like the cops pulling you over for having too much fun
Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)
this is the best gif set ever
This is the most terrifying video howtobasic has made