“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment