“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer
wxng:
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking)
”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
(Source: mrschriskendall)
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
