people who have the same name as me are competition
i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them
I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?
- 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
- 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.
my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”
send pictures to my business email firstname.lastname@example.org