earthnation:

people who have the same name as me are competition 

internetexplorers:

mayameows:

internetexplorers:

i love how suspicious my friends get whenever im nice to them

I don’t understand. Shouldn’t you always be nice to your friends?

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  • 2004: fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
  • 2012: fear that real life people find me on the internet.

andrvw:

my friend just called his daughter “what’s her face”

cyberthug13:

send pictures to my business email hornieman69@youboob.com

h0odrich:

trashabasha:

h0odrich:

i want a lewey vatton wallet

You don’t deserve that fancy ass wallet of you can’t spell the designer!

whatever i still have my koko shanelle shades cant even see u